Mandatory Laxative #14

Mandatory Laxative #14❰PDF / Epub❯ ☉ Mandatory Laxative #14 Author Jon Konrath – Oaklandjobs.co.uk a zine about lunchables and satanismincludes the following storiesPain Is Only Temporary Unless It Is ChronicA Scene Where A Guy Goes To A Colonics Clinic Falls In Love With The Cashier And Almost End a zine about lunchables and satanismincludes the following storiesPain Is Only Temporary Unless It Is ChronicA Scene Where A Guy Goes To A Colonics Clinic Falls In Love With The Cashier And Almost Ends Up Shooting A Mandatory Laxative eBook Ü Fountain Of Coffee From His AssSleep Letter ZeroLetter to FreddyI Am A Satanist And I Like Toast Because It Is Cult And EvilSomeday This Could Be YouI Love LunchablesLate At Night With Dwight DinglesonRemember the Alamo MotherfuckerTwo Men Discuss Low Calorie Pizza Before A Ritual Satanism KillingThis Knife Means Fucking BusinessChili Sweats at Aerie The Inevitability of an Accidental Saline Enema. ThisPlus thisPlus a whole lotta thisEuals one top notch shitty retro zine I read it backwards and my sleep letter is ┬┐ Maybe I was upside down 999 Know what amene┬┐ It's hard to do Jon Konrath justice in a review because he is an evil evil man I Am A Satanist and I Like Toast Because It Is Cult and Evil kind of sums up what's so great about him It's about 100 words long but it's so much Basically if Napoleon Dynamite could figure out how to read Bukowski and then watched a bunch of episodes of Liuid Television while ODing on Bendryl that's what this is And you want it bad You want it soooooooo bad Read this while on the shitter LOL This is funny as hell Just a short burst of some of the best kind of examples of why I follow Konrath's writing so closely Crazy warped pop culture blasting back at everything that shoves it down our throats incessantly Plus it's a zine I'm old enough to get all nostalgic about that and like it just for that alone but it's also really cool You should read it but you can't borrow my copy I know you never return stuff Pretty much exactly what I expected awesomeFor those of you who don't know Jon Konrath is a special person He writes pretty awesome stuff and you should read it This was exactly that pretty awesomeI think I'll say it again just in case you missed the point THIS SHIT IS AWESOMEI would like to thank Jon Konrath's mother for birthing him I would also like to thank my husband for listening to me read this zine aloud while slightly drunk Special recognition goes out to Nyuil and Lunchables for their cooperation in this venture Without you this zine would never have happenedTo end this review I'd like to say to those of you who have never read Konrath you're a horrible person and should probably drink bleach Read Jon Konrath He will enlighten delight and touch you In places you want to be touched but would never ask a strange weirdo who lives in California to touch youMuch love Manda#blessed #SpaceShuttle #TacoBell4Life Thanks to Jon Konrath for doing that thing he does If you are familiar with his work and are not too rigid to enjoy it this zine is a party on paperHere is an alternate reviewI prefer to read Konrath while riding my bicycle into brick walls blasting grindcore into my ears and pouring 11% double IPA down my throat As a result I plan to sue myself for mental and physical abuse using the funds to start my own mail order bride service specializing in half nigerian half dutch buddhist women from Texas while I continue the search for my own satanic toaster