Secret Pizza Party

Secret Pizza Party➵ [Read] ➱ Secret Pizza Party By Adam Rubin ➿ – Oaklandjobs.co.uk How does Racoon love pizza Oh let him count the ways He loves the gooey cheesy ness salty pepperoni ness sweet sweet tomato ness and of course the crispity crunchity crust But someone is always chasin How does Racoon love pizza Oh let him count the ways He Secret Pizza MOBI :¼ loves the gooey cheesy ness salty pepperoni ness sweet sweet tomato ness and of course the crispity crunchity crust But someone is always chasing poor Raccoon away from his favorite food with a broom What's a hungry raccoon to do Plan an elaborate Secret Pizza Party of course But shhh It's a secret In fact you should probably just forget I told you Nope no Secret Pizza Party happening hereYou didn't already tell all your friends did you Uh oh. Hmmm I had high hopes for this one just based on the artwork It's funny but it also made me raise an eyebrow once or twiceRaccoon loves pizza so much that he rolls around in it He also steals from the pizza shop and not in a sneaky animal like way but by dressing in a trench coat and telling the guy he left his wallet in the car ??Also there's the sentence when we make something secret we make it special That just makes me think of pedophiles so the book is pretty much ruined for me I want to like this book but it's so weird the narrative makes zero sense and I have a problem with the way the author encourages secrets A raccoon who loves pizza I felt this one in my soul I will admit that when I read Dragons Love Tacos Rubin and Salmieri's debut I thought is was too absurd and weird For a children's book about dragons and tacos this is saying somethingRecognizing that the book wasn't written for me I shared it with some kids My granddaughter my students every kid I shared it with loved Dragons Love Tacos Lesson learnedI am reserving complete judgment on Secret Pizza Party until I share it with my students tomorrow I predict similar results I really wanted to like this book as I heard so many good things about it However the hair raised on my neck when I read the line when you make something secret you make it special What kind of person writes this with a child demographic in mind? The encouraging of secret keeping and stealing was a huge turn off; my child did not like it at all I'm sorry but in my house we will not be reading this Stealing is being encouraged And there's a weird vibe Also Can we not encourage kids to do sneaky things and tell them making things secret makes it better?Secrets secrets are no fun Secrets secrets hurt someone Elizabeth Sorry pizza smell gives me the happy screams Also like their work on tacos I'm front loading the year with children's books because I had a fun and leisurely trip to the local library with my app I could have used the computer and reuested books that way but roaming the shelves practicing my alphabet and finding new books by accident was this time much rewarding Awesome